Another Top Ten

When the blog started to take off, it was partly due to a “Top Ten” list I did that included some notable sites, including the likes of Photoshop Insider (Scott Kelby), the Digital Photography Show (Scott Sherman & Michael Stein), Strobist (David Hobby), and others. Since then, I’ve done some other “Top Ten” lists all with a photo-theme to them. Well, I hadn’t done one in a while, so figured today is as good as any. But… with it being a Friday, which I typically reserve for humorous anecdotes, here’s a Top Ten to make you laugh (and intentionally not photography-related at all):

Top Ten Things NOT to say to say to a Police Officer when queried: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

  1. Out of Doughnuts?
  2. Couldn’t catch the guy who sped past me 5 minutes ago?
  3. Lost a bet?
  4. Yup.
  5. Boredom?
  6. Quota time?
  7. “That’ll 2 Whoppers, 2 large fries, a Sprite, and a Coke please.”
  8. Oh goody, junior has a gun and a badge!
  9. Why, don’t you know?
  10. Because I hung up on your lame charity drive when they called at dinner last night?

In all seriousness, never say any of these…(for liability reasons). Got any funny ones to share as well? Post ’em in the comments! 🙂

Okay, with that, have a good weekend all – happy shooting and watch those apertures! I’ll leave you with another WTD comic for your weekend enjoyment:

What The Duck - Friday, March 29th

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1 comment for “Another Top Ten

  1. Larry
    April 1, 2008 at 11:20 am

    “Sorry Officer, when I bent down to get my beer, my gun fell out of my jacket and got stuck under the gas pedal. Won’t happen again, Really!”

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